Free Bihar

 The Republic of Free Bihar is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 198 million Azad Biharis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Free Biharian economy, worth 12.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,998 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Bihar's national animal is the Greater Adjutant Stork.

Free Bihar is ranked 199,710^th in the world and 14^th in Greater Hindu Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.